Awake my Soul

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

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intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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